For the people who discovered in the Equus pictures that Dan suddenly has grown up

Green Eggs and Dan

Go read. Laugh.

fanfic horror

This is like a car accident. It's really, really horrible but you can't look away.

And I can't decide whether that Araminta Potter-Malfoy girl actually is serious. I can only assume it is one big joke, because nobody can actually write something this bad and be serious about it. Or can they?

And yes, the story is as bad as the author's / main character's name.