fanfic idea

Spending the weekend with non-HP people resulted in this fanfic idea that I think can be written either as a parody or maybe - a really good writer might be able to do it (though probably not...) - as a serious story.

It would, though, require you to ignore most of the last book, but aren't we doing that anyway?


So here goes - and I'd like to point out that it's not my idea:


First off, Ron and Harry are gay and are dating.
Voldemort hates Harry because he's homophobic. The reason for this being that Dumbledore, who we know was gay, abused Voldemort while he was at Hogwarts.
Harry manages to introduce Voldemort to the fun of a homoerotic relationship, which helps Voldie overcome his dark past and as a result stop being so mean to everybody.



In other news, a ball dress, shoes and make-up has been purchased.