Oh, I've no objections to meeting a decent feller. Usually, I just ignore her comments, though last night I was pondering the problem and came up with a wonderful imaginary conversation I'd like to have with her. See my reply a little further down to annie_from_aust.

Aww, thanks! It's so nice to see somebody willing to defend me. And you should definitely come to Germany, even if you won't get a chance to slap my aunt.