ext_91327 ([identity profile] dream-labyrinth.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] dream_labyrinth 2007-08-23 04:15 pm (UTC)

*LOL*
I like that!

If people saying "mate" reminds me more of "The Fifth Continent" than of Australia, I'm probably reading too much of Terry Pratchett...

Last night, I came up with a conversation that would go something like this:
She: you really shouldn't be so picky or you'll never find a partner.
Me, ponderously: I don't really see why I need a partner, actually.
She: But you surely want to be in a relationship!
[I'm skipping the no-kids part here, because thankfully the majority of my family has finally accepted that if I say I don't want kids, I don't like kids, I really mean it.]
Me: What for?
She: Companionship, conversations, sex
Me: Online-Friends, Internet, one-night-stands?
She: ...

Unfortunately, I'm not nearly brave enough to go into the discussion that would result from this...


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