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May. 23rd, 2007 08:54 pm
[personal profile] dream_labyrinth
When first going to the US, I was surprised to hear some questions people asked me.
Apparently, the people I met weren't the only ones who had some interesting ideas on what is done or not done in Germany.

Most important things first, yes, there are roads in Germany where you can go as fast as you can. However, on most of them you can't. There are speed limits on all roads except some Autobahnen, or at least some parts of Autobahnen.

There also is more than one Autobahn in Germany.

"Ausfahrt" is not the name of a very huge town, but the German word for "exit". You see it a lot on the Autobahn signs.

There are places in Germany where it is acceptable to run around naked. The town centre of Nuremberg is not one of them, dear American tourist, even if it is hot. It is acceptable to sunbathe naked in some public parks. There are special beaches assigned for people who prefer to go naked. We do not commonly wear anything in a sauna. But we do dress when we go into town.


Also, to counteract other common misconceptions: we do have running water, we have done quite a bit of rebuilding since 1945, most of us look neither like Hitler nor like his imagined race of Aryans, we tend to speak German among ourselves, and our country, while smaller than the United States, is not in fact minuscule.

Date: 2007-05-23 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shiv5468.livejournal.com
Really? Rebuilding?

Gosh.

Date: 2007-05-23 07:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dream-labyrinth.livejournal.com
It is odd, I know.
But we kind of got into a habit once we started removing the debris.

Date: 2007-05-23 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quietselkie.livejournal.com
*gasp*

You speak GERMAN?

Also, I have long wondered if it's really true that Germans have three heads.

Do you suppose that tourist thought he was in, oh, maybe Amsterdam? Or on the Riviera?

Date: 2007-05-23 08:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shiv5468.livejournal.com
I'd never have guessed.

Date: 2007-05-23 08:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrwitch.livejournal.com
WTF!

I thought you were all a bunch of Naked, Speeding Ubermensch!

I'll be damned.

Well. I can tell you this much, EVERY SINGLE stereotype you hear about the American South, escpecially Mississippi is absolutely TRUE.

I'm actually borrowing the Mayor's computer (The only one in town) to type this here message.

Date: 2007-05-23 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonthedull.livejournal.com
But men really DO wear Lederhosen all the time don't they?
Everyone drinks nothing but beer right?
Every taxi is a Mercedes-Benz isn't it?

Date: 2007-05-25 05:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dream-labyrinth.livejournal.com
Of course all men wear Lederhosen! Unless they're going naked.

Date: 2007-05-25 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dream-labyrinth.livejournal.com
And you live in a trailer, right? And you drink beer and you married because your father-in-law forced you after you impregnated his fifteen-year-old daughter.

Date: 2007-05-25 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonthedull.livejournal.com
I bet I'd look good in Lederhosen!

I put a package in the mail for you yesterday. Don't know how long airmail takes so I can't guess when it will be there. It's got nothing spectacular in it, but hopefully you'll find something worth reading :-)

Date: 2007-05-25 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dream-labyrinth.livejournal.com
:-D If it's a book, with pages and words, it'll likely be worth reading. Thanks!

Date: 2007-05-25 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dream-labyrinth.livejournal.com
We don't have three heads. Our cats have three tails, though.

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