Kitty on Catster

OK, on popular demand from a single person, I finally put our cat on catster.
I'm ging to add more pictures as soon as I find some where he's not injured in any way, but until then, you can find Pierrot here.

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I know, I know, I should write some real post in betwee. But this seriously troubled me. I should think over the relationship with my friends.

What The Hell Happened Last Night?
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What did you drink?
You wake up in the morning next to:	chickbrarian
...who is wearing:	lipstick and mascara
...and rolls over to you to say:	My God, you're supple!
...and then:	nibbles your neck
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And Pierrot has more friends. He's faster at making friends than I am, and he never even talks to the other cats. Stopping to think about it, maybe that's his secret. Anyway, it's the cats of you LJers that now are his friends, and that means it actually is me who made it possible for him to have friends. That makes me feel a little better.

Random celebrity news

The first thing my email provider felt necessary to tell me on its homepage this morning was this: Jack Ozborne thinks he's still single because he has stopped drinking alcohol.
Of course. People might think it was because

- he's not particularly good looking, to put it euphemistically

- he's not very smart

- he doesn't have a great many talents

- he doesn't have an intriguing personality

- he even doesn't seem to be as f**king rich as you'd hope

- his father was crazy even before his brain got killed off by an unknown number of drugs

But what do we know. It's the fact that he doesn't drink that keeps him alone and sad. Yeah, go out, drink until your face is paralysed down both sides, then the girls will all rush to you and try to have deep, long-lasting relationships with you.
Stupidity is hard to endure, but if it's blazoned into everybody's face by so-called celebrities, it becomes a crime.