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dream_labyrinth) wrote2004-06-20 03:43 pm
dream_labyrinth) wrote2004-06-20 03:43 pm
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just a joke I remembered
Reading Agrathea's entry on salvation and religion, I thought of this joke I got from somewhere. If you are Catholic and/or don't like jokes about religion, don't read it.
A man dies and comes to the afterlife. He's quite surprised, as he was atheist and didn't believe in such a thing. He's led around the place and sees a lot of interesting things. Beautiful women in swimming pools, good looking guys on beaches, great food, parties - everything looks like a lot of fun. So he gets curious and he asks his guide "So, is this heaven?" The guy shakes his head. "Actually, it's hell." They come to a high wall, and the guide lets him look through a hole to the other side. There are fires burning, devils running around chasing poor souls into the fire - just like some pictures of hell he has seen in churches and books. "So what's that?" he asks. "That's the hell for the Catholics, they want it that way."
A man dies and comes to the afterlife. He's quite surprised, as he was atheist and didn't believe in such a thing. He's led around the place and sees a lot of interesting things. Beautiful women in swimming pools, good looking guys on beaches, great food, parties - everything looks like a lot of fun. So he gets curious and he asks his guide "So, is this heaven?" The guy shakes his head. "Actually, it's hell." They come to a high wall, and the guide lets him look through a hole to the other side. There are fires burning, devils running around chasing poor souls into the fire - just like some pictures of hell he has seen in churches and books. "So what's that?" he asks. "That's the hell for the Catholics, they want it that way."