There are no showers in the rooms.
Right, and this is not a hotel.
Do I really have to go upstairs to my room, is there no elevator?
No, but maybe you can sleep in your car.
You can't expect me to share a room with somebody for this night!
Well, you can't expect this school to treat you as if you were somebody important, bastard!
It's so cold, why did you open the windows?
Because you asked for them to be opened, bitch!
But in our library, we do it differently than everybody else!
Do you see anybody in this room who cares?
I can't believe you didn't include the opening by the colonel!
I didn't because it wasn't my fucking job, why don't you start doing yours right?
I signed up for two meals but I only want one, why do I have to pay for both?
Because I'm certainly not paying for your stuff, idiot!
My, does it seem as if I am slightly annoyed? I wonder why...
And to make matters worse, the press officer called today and wants a few lines for the newspapers. Which I am to write, of course. Yeah, sure. It isn't as if I've got anything else to do.
So I did write a bit, but I don't know whether it's any good. But who reads these papers here anyway? I still got a day to ponder it.
Also, I am glad I know so many people here already. That helped me get a few rooms last-minute to keep the bitching about that to a minimum.
Now I gotta go meet the people in the casino to chat.
I can tell you, I am so going to leave quite early. There's the last episode of the first season of Desperate Housewives on TV tonight, and I am definitely not going to miss that!
Right, and this is not a hotel.
Do I really have to go upstairs to my room, is there no elevator?
No, but maybe you can sleep in your car.
You can't expect me to share a room with somebody for this night!
Well, you can't expect this school to treat you as if you were somebody important, bastard!
It's so cold, why did you open the windows?
Because you asked for them to be opened, bitch!
But in our library, we do it differently than everybody else!
Do you see anybody in this room who cares?
I can't believe you didn't include the opening by the colonel!
I didn't because it wasn't my fucking job, why don't you start doing yours right?
I signed up for two meals but I only want one, why do I have to pay for both?
Because I'm certainly not paying for your stuff, idiot!
My, does it seem as if I am slightly annoyed? I wonder why...
And to make matters worse, the press officer called today and wants a few lines for the newspapers. Which I am to write, of course. Yeah, sure. It isn't as if I've got anything else to do.
So I did write a bit, but I don't know whether it's any good. But who reads these papers here anyway? I still got a day to ponder it.
Also, I am glad I know so many people here already. That helped me get a few rooms last-minute to keep the bitching about that to a minimum.
Now I gotta go meet the people in the casino to chat.
I can tell you, I am so going to leave quite early. There's the last episode of the first season of Desperate Housewives on TV tonight, and I am definitely not going to miss that!